July 2012
mom: *calls my name*
me: what
mom:
me: what
mom:
me: what
mom:
me: what
mom: *yells my name*
me: what
mom: WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING ME
It should be illegal for shirts to be over 20...
This is the Best GIF Ever
pleatedjeans:
When you walk out to your car and realize you forgot your keys:
When the power is out and you go to turn on a light switch:
When you get to school and realize you forgot your homework:
When you walk into a room and forget why you’re there:
When you walk down the aisle and realize you forgot the wedding rings:
When you hit your head on a low beam:
When a mosquito...
non-english speaker: I am awfully sorry at the terrible state of my English abilities, as for the English language is not my mother tongue. I hope you forgive me for every foolish mistake I make.
people with english as their first language: lol it okei doe
June 2012
When there is no food in the refrigerator..
most-awkward-moments:
Have your daily laugh-gasm here!
skinned-teen:
Scientists say that there’s a possibility of Mars having enough water to support life. But there’s no wifi so no one cares bye
When you're with your best friend →
lolzpicx:
When a really hot girl/guy walks in the room:
Dancing:
At a concert:
When hearing good news:
when something epic happens:
when you haven’t seen each other in ages:
“rough-housing”:
when the other’s hurt:
on the phone together:
watching sad movies together:
partying together:
korean-fashion:
wait arent we supposed to die in like 6 months
I may not be the best looking person in the world,
most-awkward-moments:
But at least i’m one funny mother fucker.
Have your daily laugh-gasm here!
If another girl steals him away,
Let it be. If he really did care about you, he would have brushed the other girl off, he would have realized what he was doing was wrong, he would’ve told her to back off & go find someone else, but instead, he allowed her to take him away from you. & you don’t want a guy like that, cause that ain’t a man, that’s just another horny little boy. See, real men are loyal. And loyal men don’t...
normal teenagers: has sex, does drugs, parties
parents: don't do it again
me: doesn't do dishes
parents: YOU ARE OUT OF CONTROL YOU ARE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART
teacher: use harassment in a sentence
student: i was in love with this girl and harassment a lot to me
picking my kid up from school in 25 years
me: yo shawty, leggoo
kid: mom, please not this again
me: stop being a hater. yolo
kid: you're embarrassing me
me: swag
